Ethan: "Mommy do you like muffin tops?"
Me: "Yes, I love muffin tops!" (Thinking of a muffin that you eat)
Ethan: "Well, if you don't like it you can take medicine to get rid of it."
Me: "Where did you hear about that?" (While my mouth is open in shock!)
Ethan: "From the tv!"
Me: "I have a muffin top?"
Ethan: "ummm... (lifts up my shirt) NO! You got rid of it already!"
Me: "Whew.. I'm glad that I don't have a muffin top!"
I apologize in advance if he tells you to lose your muffin top. I have told him that this is rude! But, the funniest thing that I have heard in FOREVER!!!!!!
